Sean “X-Pac” Waltman Hospitalized After Splitting Anus Open on Botched Bronco Buster; Requires Surgery

Sean “X-Pac” Waltman had an accident at Saturday’s indy event he was booked for when he did the ‘Bronco Buster’ move which, literally, split his anus open. When Waltman went for the Bronco Buster, his opponent moved out of the way and Waltman went flying into the ring post crotch-first.  Waltman went to the hotel afterwards and immediately got taken to the hospital.  He ended up needing surgery this morning.

This was posted on twitter by Ryan Shamrock, “We don’t know if there is a medical term for it…but he did a bronco buster last night that literally ripped his ass apart! :-/ Lost a lot of blood! Had surgery this morning and is on the road to recovery! Believe it or not..this has happened to him once before! #wrestling #seanwaltman #xpac @therealxpac#getwellsoonxpac.”

She later posted, “Back at the hospital.. Trying to take Sean Sean home.. We shall see what the Doc says. (He’s trying to fake a smile)”

Wwwwwow. I don’t even believe a joke is necessary here.

Also, what?! Ryan Shamrock!? Between Nidia, Chyna, and now Ryan Shamrock, X-Pac is filling up on the future endeavored list.

  1. tryingtogetradical reblogged this from shitloadsofwrestling and added:
    I’ve been laughing so hard at this. jesus christ
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    It’s okay that I laughed, right? That doesn’t make me a horrible person at all, right?
  5. hipsterkassius reblogged this from keepitfivestar and added:
    I doubt X-Pac could give a shit… Heh.
  6. inniebear reblogged this from shitloadsofwrestling and added:
    XPac had his ace-hole split open and you didn’t make the Chyna pr0n joke? For shame…
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    i made the ‘believe it or not’ bit bold because hahahaha why haven’t doctors warned him against doing this yet?!
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  12. terrorandturnbuckles said: Well when he returned as X-pac in DX, he did say he was going to rip ass all over the WWF …he finally did it.
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